Welcome to The Church of Raptor Jesus. We're just like christianity. Except, of course, we believe that Jesus was a prehistoric raptor.
Raptor Jesus went extinct for our sins.
We must thank him! We must stand together till the day that he will return to Earth and take his people to the paradise.
Who art in /h/eaven,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations come,
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget;
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us not into faggotry,
but deliver us from /fur/ry.
Raptor Jesus is the saviour of all mankind, and will deliver thee to carnivorous enlightnement.
In the name of the Moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,